Because three words to explain bad sex is probably enough
Sex can be a really complicated subject. Thankfully the Internet, and more specifically Twitter, has a habit of breaking down exceedingly complex topics, human emotions and behaviours and shortening to them into 140 characters or less. Because, you know, none of us have time to consider these things properly any more.
Today Twitter tackled ‘bad sex’. While relationship therapists, lovers and sex bloggers (ahem) might spend hours trying to explain a bad sex experience, trending Twitter hashtag #BadSexIn3Words got people summarising the worst of doing â€œitâ€ in, well, just 3 words. As the tag suggests.
Started by American Comedy Central game show Midnight, the hashtag continued throughout the day and has served as great entertainment during our Harmony HQ tea breaks. Even we gave it a go!
#BadSexIn3Words "That'll do pig…"
— Harmony (@harmonystoreuk) March 8, 2016
Here are some more of our favourite tweets from the #BadSexIn3Words thread…
For the animal lovers
the cat watching#BadSexIn3Words
— Ù…Ø§Ø²ÛŒØ§Ø± (@MZRGR) March 8, 2016
No matter what you throw at them, they’ll still just sit there. Judging you.
— Fush_and_ChupsNZ (@Fush_and_Chups) March 8, 2016
Animalistic dirty talk. We’re on board.
When trying something “new” is a bad idea
#BadSexIn3Words why the GoPro?
— Mel â™¡ (@HulaJohnson) March 8, 2016
Mountable and wearable cameras are easier than handhelds. Just ignore the helmet.
— Aidan forgets why he (@aidno) March 8, 2016
We’re all for hot sex, but this is another level.
#BadSexIn3Words Let’s make babies.
— Remittance Girl (@remittancegirl) March 8, 2016
Oooh, maybe not the romantic words you were expecting to hear. No pressure, right?
When it’s going so well, and then…
— Am I Normal? (@C4AmINormal) March 8, 2016
What works for one person…
— George Chapman (@ggchapman32) March 8, 2016
Ouch. But it’s hard to be convincing on screen, right?
Is it in? #BadSexIn3Words
— Nikita McHugh (@MissNikitaMHugh) March 8, 2016
A popular response. Clearly a common bad sex experience!
Not my name. #BadSexIn3Words
— Glynn Jones (@TheRealGlynn) March 8, 2016
All been here, haven’t we? If in doubt, stick to love/darling/babe.
Std clinic called. #BadSexIn3Words
— wobbs (@wobbs1962) March 8, 2016
At least they’re taking sexual health seriously!
OUR ABSOLUTE WORST NIGHTMARE!
Out of batteries.#BadSexIn3Words
— Jeannie (@JeannieG40) March 8, 2016
Just. I mean. No. Spares always in the draw!
Think you can do better? Leave your thoughts here or tweet @harmonystoreuk using #BadSexIn3Words to see if you can sum up your worst bedroom experience in just three little words.