Get a FREE lube when you spend over £20

When you spend over £20, we’ll give you a free lube from the Fifty Shades of Grey collection

Getting free stuff is excellent. Well, if we’re utterly honest with ourselves who doesn’t love getting something for nothing?! Especially when it’s something sexy.

While stocks last (so be quick) we’re giving away a bottle of Fifty Shades of Grey Ready for Anything lubricant – worth £6.99 – when you spend over £20 with us online. Why are we giving away this particular free lube? Because it can be used for darn tootin’ anything, so it’s a must-have for your bedside table. In fact, we can’t bear the thought of you getting through another sexual experience without this free lube!

There’s loads of stuff this lube can be used for, so you really will be ready for anything…

What it can be used for

To make sex feel better

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To use with sex toys

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During masturbation

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To arouse your partner

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For anal sex

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To use with condoms

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On a slip and slide (but you’d need heaps of bottles)

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But, yeah, ok. You caught us out, there is loads of stuff it wouldn’t be ideal for. So maybe it can’t be used for anything. Like, this free lube wouldn’t be good for…

What it can’t be used for

Putting out fires

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Styling the cat’s fur

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Unblocking the sink

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Fixing the squeak on the door

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As a substitute for a a pancake topping

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So now we’ve got it cleared up that this Ready For Anything free lube might not get you ready for literally anything, we can conclude that it will at least have you sorted for everything sex related. To get yours, shop from any section of the Harmony site you desire and when you spend over £20 it will be automatically added to your basket at checkout. You won’t be charged a penny for it and it will be packed with your order. Woohoo! Go get that fist-pump, satisfying free stuff feeling.

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